fairy-in-a-tomato-box:

fail-writer:

deep-sea-mermaid:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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Someone bumped into my chair, and we had a fist fight, but then we went out to party.
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Someone bumped into my chair, and we told each other “fuck you” and ended up drinking together
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White House just blewed up. Three nukes detonated. Ogres and shit running around taking over the city. Bottle caps everywhere. Can’t explain.

(Source: reactionism)

skrilladex: anonymous is calling for an internet blackout on april 22nd in protest of CISPA, one that i will be joining. they are trying to convince major websites to shut down for 24 hours. when we all blacked out for SOPA, it seemed to make a point. we can make a point again. lets get #CISPAblackout trending on twitter and get the word around!
battlemo: vaincreux: “Greetings United States gov, We are the Internet. Again, you are trying to pass this ridiculous CISPA law in order to control and censor the people. This will not stand. You already control the media, the economy, the criminal underworld, your national plots and our energy. YOU WILL NOT GET OUR INTERNET! The U.S. law that would turn Google, Facebook, and Twitter into legally untouchable government spies just passed the House. This bill affects everyone — not just U.S. citizens. Anyone with a Facebook account could now have their data shipped directly to the U.S. government. That’s why Internet users overwhelmingly oppose this bill. Over 1.5 million people signed petitions against it. But Congress didn’t listen. This law broadened the state terror and repression of the people. By allowing corporations to track our every action on the internet the state and corporations will be merged and that we have seen before: it is called fascism. We are going dark on MONDAY April 22nd at 6 AM GMT for 24 hours to protest your illogical and terrorizing bill against the Internet itself. Even with the whole Internet crying out to stop this BILL, the US House of Representatives failed to do so blinded by lobbyist’s money and cum in your eyes. So we will take action ourselves and open your eyes. Every popular/mainstream websites will be black until you, Mr. DronObama promise us to use your VETO power to stop this bill at Senate. Take this as a protest or a warning, as you wish. One thing is for certain, neither you or anyone else in this world can control the Internet, so don’t even try. Stop wasting taxpayers’ money into doing these kind of shenanigans. We are Anonymous.We are Legion.We do not Forgive.We do not Forget.Expect us.” Source This blog may not be as important as Twitter, Facebook or Google, but I’m still joining the blackout. The Internet is our last source of freedom, don’t let them take it away from us. Spread the voice. Omg…its V!!!!!!!!!!

tsundereikemen:

peetasboxers:

BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

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(Source: drunkpeeta)

karkateverdeen: “i hope its a new ps3 game im excited :)”

rnormonjesus:

ITS RAINING AND A BIRD JUST FUCKIGN SMACKED INTO MY WINDOW AND MY MOMS FIRST REACTION IS TO SAY “LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME FOWL WEATHER” IM PISSING

(Source: togamivevo)

egberts: got-a-love-like-whoa: howareyoutoday-thatsdepressing: egberts: much more efficient than a shower  much more efficient than a dildo there are two people in this world… only 2

rabioheab:

cant wait to spend 4/20 at the beach tomorrow

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