Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
Someone bumped into my chair, and we had a fist fight, but then we went out to party.
Someone bumped into my chair, and we told each other “fuck you” and ended up drinking together
My chair bumped into someone else
White House just blewed up. Three nukes detonated. Ogres and shit running around taking over the city. Bottle caps everywhere. Can’t explain.
ITS RAINING AND A BIRD JUST FUCKIGN SMACKED INTO MY WINDOW AND MY MOMS FIRST REACTION IS TO SAY “LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME FOWL WEATHER” IM PISSING
cant wait to spend 4/20 at the beach tomorrow